10101010111010101010011 slowly forms from a character generator and then when mixed with the human element of choice = a character is forged...by the name of Talos!! *thunder sound effect*

The Lord of fabulous pauses..

how does he move?, why is the fox nearly killing him (o wait he has a knife)...and booya! the foxy peep is dead

he moves to another city. it is a nice place and he think he'll cruise their for the duration of the alpha. "OOH" you can buy an island! *buys it* start building his explorers hut of epicness but it has levels!? need better goods ,better tools and yet their is so little time left (and so few functioning shops). but as a thunder lord he rides his oxen of manly THUNDER!! and succeeds

He sits on his island for awhile and gets bored quickly (must murder the npcs!!) *leaves island* finds the most difficult place he can handle and kills em "wow the grind is pleasant and satisfying" (how is this even possible!?) and it has a nice spread of mobs so if he can move easily into more difficult areas without travel

Stormlord enjoys the alpha, mabe hell start a guild in the next one or maybe just join an existing one

to be continued... :thumbsup:

(can not understand why he is still first page on this forum but will go one)

studies the forums (getting a gauge of the community)...hmmm

theirs a pony one and a troll one and the one that like trees and Buddha...

then their is anime ones, some more troll ones, one demented alphabet one and one that has an unhealthy obsession with geese. One that likes kitties and one that likes death metal riders from hell, one that is expecting imminent reporting and one that must be tired from all the dwarf walking he is doing.

then their is that guy...who is to cool to be actually human...

a good spread and so Stormlord will plan and wait...for muffins

Has joined the guild for those who are an AVATAR of chaos...Paradox!!

has rediscovered the magic that is gif and is determined to wield them irresponsibly for ultimate gigglige

wanted to do test...internet issues and was too tired..lesigh why must sleep be a thing?

gave a vote to the Lime salad...hmmm defence will be temporary insanity...

would like to have something to actually build a story from but will continue to reveal the inner working of Albion most influential player...due to the title of the best hair

We have been progressing in a extraordinary fashion and have learned so much but and old foe of the Storm lord has appeared...The swarm!!

the Lord of thunder must counter this threat!!

it is time to leach fire into his veins and bring Strength to the hearts of his Paradox Pantheon!!

A new chapter has come to this rapidly unfolding tale of greatness (of hair and person)

The Stormlord has started his movement the Stormdruids of Orbus Alius. Travelling to all the cities to spread the fire of revolution he come against mighty resistance...in New Heraldlight he is challenged by a man that thinks he was dog but he perseveres

in the next town was faced down by angry Queens Hicks who found his lack of loyalty to the false king...disturbing

but he met with many who were interested with the idea of ruling the red cities against all who challenge our sovereignty...

tis time dear friends

o7

coz im dominating the threads atm

the movement is upon us dear kitty...twill be massive

The Time it does pass slowly

the faith of the stormbro wavers, his hair gets split ends EVEN HIS THUNDER LACKS SPARK

the gentle sounds of the oceans of Albion grow distant in his memory. This avatar of glory and sass feel the chill of pre closed beta keenly but for his adorable Albion bros he will wait

he will plot

he will find puppy memes...

@Arhwik are you talking to me...or @Teemo ?

*extremely puzzled by the sass*

ERRR GERD

SPY!!!

The storm lord speaks to many leaders and finds that they all are not keen on the idea of being awesome.

It matters not! for out of the shadows and ancient evil stirs...GRIEF!

they grief that emerges was not what he expected. The arise seeking redemption and to finish what they had started

THE AUSTRALIAN DOMINATION OF ALBION!!


the time has come. the time is now and to all that oppose the StormGrief alliance - may the dev gods take pity on your souls..




as we shall not